"Fat, Drunk, and Stupid Is No Way to Go Through Life"

It was true when Dean Wormer said it to Bluto in Animal House, and it's true now. But this kangaroo clearly hasn't gotten the message yet, has he? Find this cute story here.

Drunk Kangaroo in the Grass

This kangaroo had too many beers at the company softball game, got hit in the forehead by a line drive, and now he's lying in the grass complaining that he can't get up. Look at those stupid little arms! His drunk face makes everyone want to punch him hard.

Dumb Kangaroo 4.25.2012

Kangaroos are social animals, except when one decides to snub another right in front of her face while waiting for the school bus.